YOU DONT CONVERT ME, I CONVERT YOU!!!
Journal Entry: Sat Jan 13, 2007, 10:40 PM
there has been so many religious people coming to my house lately...
trying to convert me into their religion and all that jazz
so here is my brand new religion, specifically conjured up to "scare" away most people
((i'm serious, it wasnt me!! many/no thanks to Crystal for this "mini pamphlet))
and i'm very sorry if any of this offends any of you
we practice/believe in the following:
sodomy
incest
pedophilia
"five-fingering"/fisting
B&D
S&M
D&S
"safe" self- mutilation/destruction
This is wow, people actually want to "join"
people: 6 (not including me)
upcoming/weekly events:
(places and times will be decided later on)
every monday: it's morbid monday!
come join us in this weekly activity! where we all meet at St. Jilly-Joe-Bob's church and mutilate ourselves!
every friday: free ice cream!!
OMG!! ice cream is a sweet treat for those of you who dont know ^.^ come join us on friday nights as we eat tons and tons of buckets of ice cream! and afterwards, we can all cry together at the fact that we ate all the ice cream! weeee!
every sunday: a walk in the "park"/ massive orgyfest
to commemorate the beginning of the "holy day" of worship, we will hold our own little unholy night, as we meet each other in local cemetaries and console each other on whys/hows/whats/etc.
and if you arent the one to be all gloomy and depressed, well we have an all-day/all you can "eat" orgy!!
February 14: Mass Suicide
you know that feeling, when you just want to end it all? well, dont do it by yourself!!! wait until the global valentine's day, when those of you who do wish to kill yourselves, can do it together!!! place and time are still being decided, be in tune!! ><
- Mood:
Fear - Listening to: ramblings of a teenage drama queen
- Reading: nothing
- Watching: the continuing movement of someones mouth
- Playing: nothing
- Eating: nothing
- Drinking: nothing
Devious Comments
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I LOVE LIFE!
(you should, too.)
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I'll show you mine
If you show me yours first
Lets compare scars
I'll tell you who's is worse
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Your voice was the soundtrack of my summer
Do you know you're unlike any other?
You'll always be my thunder, and I said
Your eyes are the brightest of all the colors
I don't wanna ever love another
You'll always be my thunder
So bring on the rain
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"I see you cuz you won't get out of my way
I hear you cuz you won't quit screaming my name
I feel you cuz you won't stop touching my skin
I need you but they're coming to take you away" ~ Breaking Benjamin
They do away with out kind...well...they tr
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**Well, I hope you're pleased, I'm naked!-Hampster ina Microwave**
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Our planet is facing the greatest problems it's ever faced, ever. So whatever you do, don't be bored. This is absolutely the most exciting time we could have possibly hoped to be alive.
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You see things; and you say, "Why?"
But I dream things that never were; and I say, "Why not?"
-G B Shaw
sorry for the inglish...T__TĦĦĦĦ
atte: Eternal MagedaĦĦĦĦ
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How can I be slacking off if I'm not doing anything?
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Thank you soooooooooooo much for the
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"Life is like a box of chocolates... You never know what you're gonna get!"
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~slave-screams-stock
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Watch your thoughts, they become words. Your words=actions, your actions=habit. Your habits=character. Character-Destiny. While you're at it, watch me! [link]
you gave me some time ago
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The wolf runs,
It's breath grasped into the hands of the wind,
As it sweeps the world,
Into the past,
And onto the future.
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